Gold Nugget Man
Here is a gold nugget of distinction. An astounding, resplendent, consummate hunk of gold! A crackerjack of a find that provides thrills upon each encounter! Look at it from the more civilized side and you say "man, that is nice!" Flip it to the other side, catch your breath and you say something to the affect of "WOW"! and "Holy Mackerel"!
Yep, this is a wow-maker!
If you want to come into possession of a truly deluxe piece of gold that can only become more and more precious, here's a good opportunity!