Gold Nugget Man
"The Golden Yoda!"
Exceptional! Exceptional! I wish you were right here beside me so I could lay this truly remarkable piece of gold in your hand! It is that nice! You really should experience it! Smooth, yet so perfectly spackled that it displays an irrepressible glitter. Here is well over a quarter ounce of insanely rich, devinely inspired natural design - sponsored by the Grand Weaver himself - The Master of Nuggetry! That's why the spirit of this extraordinarily elegant gold nugget, this perfect jewelry piece - this flawlessly righteous creation of Au gets a grasp on your very soul and refuses to let go! With a strangely comforting shape and feel that capitalizes on every spec of its gravitational consequence, the class, character and personality of this nugget is very real. It's the force known as the fever, and it's wonderful to experience. So much commotion over something that's an inch and a quarter long and weighs a quarter of a troy ounce? Ahhh! Perhaps you'll understand when you hold it in your hand - up close it casts its spell, and that's when you can tell. Remember - after all, it is glorious gold - the world's most precious treasure! As old as time itself.... We're anxious for you to encounter this nugget up close and personal. You'll love it! It will come to you in a very nice display container. Oh, and freight - well - that's on GoldNuggetMan!